If I had to write my online profile with my comedic sense of humor it would read like this;
Walks on moonlit sandy beaches sound good but bathrooms need to be close by. I tend to pee often.
As far as eye color, hopefully you have two. If not prosthetics are ok.
No loud music in small places only because it might set off my tinnitus.
Please schedule our first meeting before 6pm only because I can't see to good for night driving.
If you wear a hearing aid, don't forget to change the batteries because if I have to talk too loud so you can hear me everyone will hear my conversation.
Be funny, not stupid.
I'll add more comedy for entertainment purposes only.
#mesofunny
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